Be an Adult

I had to return a book to the library and pick up prescriptions form the pharmacy.  I work from home and hate leaving the house for errands.  I whine to Will about how the library is unreasonable – I should just be allowed to keep the books.

Will:  You’re an adult.  Act like it.  Now.  I’m going to go hide in my room.

It is 2:00 pm, he is wearing penguin pajama pants, and suppressing giggles as he shuts the door to his room.

Sunflower Seeds

Me:  So, a ½ cup of sunflower seeds?  Is this a possible thing?

Hubby:  Just take a full cup, and cut it in half.

Me:  No.  I asked you if you could obtain for me ½ cup of sunflower seeds since I am home with a truck that needs new brakes and an illegal car

Hubby:  You just said that you “needed” one

Me:  I don’t love you.

Hubby:  Not even half a cup of love?


Hubby:  I could get you a 40 lb bag of sunflower seeds from Rural King

Me:  I hate you.

Hubby:  Half a bag?

Me:  I am making a recipe for humans that requires ½ cup sunflowers seeds – seeds out of their husk.

Hubby:  I’ve never seen humans made that way.

Me:  Bring me half a cup of sunflower seeds and you will.

Hubby:  Fair enough.